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Bro Code Article 15-30

2010-08-25T14:45:00.000+05:30

The Bro Code

ARTICLE 15
A Bro never dances with his hands above his head.

ARTICLE 16
A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year.

ARTICLE 17
A Bro shall be kind and courteos to his co-workers, unless they are beneath him on the pyramid of screaming. (see diagram)

ARTICLE 18
If a Bro spearheads a beer run at a party, he is entitled to any axcess monies accrued after convassing the group. -To avoid confrontation, it’s a good idea for the bro to jettison the receipt before returning to the party

ARTICLE 19
A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, “Dude, sister’s hot!”

ARTICLE 20
A Bro respects his Bros in the military because they’ve selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but more to the point, because they can kick his ass six ways to Sunday

ARTICLE 21
A Bro never shares observations about another Bro’s smoking hot girlfriend. Even if the Bro with the hot girlfriend attempts to bait the Bro by saying, “She’s smoking-hot, huh?” a Bro shall remain silent, because in this situation, he’s the only one who should be baiting.

ARTICLE 22
There is no law that prohibits a woman from bing a Bro. – Women make excellent Bros. Why? Because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that compise the chick code.

ARTICLE 23
When flipping through T channels with his Bros, a Bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs. This includes, but is not limited to, exercise shows, women’s athletics, and on some occasions, surgery programs.

ARTICLE 24
When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. Al other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.

ARTICLE 25
A Bro doesn’t let another Bro get a tattoo, particularly a tattoo of a girl’s name. – The average relationship between a man and a woman lasts eighty-three days. The relationship between a man and his skin lasts a lifetime and must be nurtured, ebcause as we all know, the skin is the largest and second most important organ a man has.

ARTICLE 26
Unless he has children, a Bro shall not wear his cell phone on his belt clip.

ARTICLE 27
A Bro never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach.

ARTICLE 28
A Bro will, in a temely manner, alert his Bro to the existance of a girl fight. – A Bro must, in a timely manner, communicate the possibility of fisticoffs between two humans of the female variety (Henceforth “girl fight”), in an effot to make possibleand probable that another Bro or Bros can partake in observation. A “timely manner” is open to interpretation based on the initial Bro’s viewing and processing of the potential feminine conflagration. Said Bro must use any and all methods of media distribution at his disposal, including but not limited to: telecommunications, elbow nudging, carrier piggions, fiber optics, shouting, postcards, and telepathy. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video, or, barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime

ARTICLE 29
If two Bros decide to catch a movie together, they may not attend a screening that begins after 4:40 PM. Also, despite the cost savings, they shall not split a tub of popcorn, choosing instead to procure individual bags.

ARTICLE 30 A Bro doesn’t comparison shop

Barney Stinson's Bro Code

2010-08-24T13:40:00.000+05:30

Barney Stinson Is A Fictional Character From How I Met Your Mother.
He Is Womanizer,Magician, And He Lives His Life By Following "The Bro Code"

Bro Code Is A Holy Book For Men On Earth It Do Not Tell You How To Live But Tells You How To Live Like A Bro... I Think Every Pearson Should At least Know What Bro Code Is
I Have Bro Code In PDF And In Audio book (Originally Comes As Pakage, But For Less Fortunate People I'm Gonna Post THE WHOLE Compilation As Easy To Read Text...

Starting From Artical 1 To 15

ARTICLE 1
Bro’s before ho’s -The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That’s just science.

ARTICLE 2
A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

ARTICLE 3
If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown. -Naming a lapdog after a pro wrestler or a character from a steve mcqueen movie does not absolve a Bro from the spirit of this article.

ARTICLE 4
A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason…no, not even that reason. -If you are a woman reading this, first, let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math.

ARTICLE 5
Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports

ARTICLE 6
A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room -If a Bro gets naked in the locker room, all other Bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while, at the same time, immediately averting their eyes. When in doubt, remember the old adage: “If a towel drops to the floor, so should your eyes.”

ARTICLE 7
A Bro never admits he can’t drive stick. Even after an accident

ARTICLE 8
A Bro never sends a gretting card to another Bro (see diagram)

ARTICLE 9
Shold a Bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow Bros will not make lame jokes such as “Gimme three!” or “Wow, quitting your job like that really took alot of ball.” It’s still a high five and that Bro still has allot of balls…metaphorically speaking, of course.

ARTICLE 10
A Bro will drop what ever he’s doing to rush to help his Bro dump a chick. -side-Bro: How to dump a chick in six words or less “Maybe try a side salad instead.” “Cute! You’re growing a mustache, too!” “She looks like a younger you.” “I will finance a boob job.” “Sorry I threw out your shoes.” “Your sister let me do that.”

ARTICLE 11
A Bro may ask his Bro(s) to help him move, but only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large pieces of furniture. If the Bro has vastly underestimated either, his Bro retain the right to leave his possessions where they are-in most cases, stuck in a doorway.

ARTICLE 12
Bros do not share desert.

ARTICLE 13
All Bros shalldub one of their Bros wingman. (see diagram)

ARTICLE 14
If a chick inquires about another Bro’s sexual history, a Bro shall honor the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth.

ARTICLE 15
A Bro never dances with his hands Below his head.

These Are First 15 Articles Next 15 Are Soon Gonna Come I Know They Are Legen...Wait For It....Dary, Legendary

SomeThing Fresh

2010-03-14T02:49:00.001+05:30

Is It Fresh?

Settle back gently,
And nourish your drink,
While I tell you a story,
Makes you stop, makes you think.

I feel I should warn you,
Right now from the start,
It's a little bit gory,
Yet straight from the heart.

There's this mate that I drink with,
A butcher by trade,
Has pride in his product,
He's honest, self made.

He's happy go lucky,
Content with his lot,
Except for each Thursday,
At two on the dot.

The fly in his ointment,
The bane of his life,
Is the sourpuss of all time,
Surviving on strife.

No room for a smile
On her face, bitter, drawn.
One look as she passes
Will frost up your lawn.

Insisting on cuts
That are tender and lean,
She'll pull and she'll smell them,
Disdainful and mean.

When nothing is left
To abuse him about,
She'll sneer, "Is it fresh?"
With a twist of her mouth.

Because it had gone
On too long, that's for sure,
I gave it some thought,
And came up with a cure.

I ran the scheme past him,
Each step of the way,
He loved it, would do it,
The very next day.

See, tomorrow was Thursday
I was there at the scene.
At two in the arvo,
When in walked the QUEEN.

I stood in the background,
Me mate played his part,
Right up to the point
Where he fixed the auld tart.

"Is it fresh?", she asked, sneering,
"Hold on then," says he,
And strode out the back,
Rubbing hands, filled with glee.

Returning at once
With a steer, live, in tow,
All cuts clearly marked
On its hide, in a row.

The meat she'd inspected,
He pointed it out,
Then headed the steer
Back inside, with a clout.

The next thing we heard
Was a shot, loud and clear,
Then a moan and a crash
That filled all with fear.

The customers faces
Showed horror and shock,
Then the roar of a chainsaw;
Sure, she shook in her frock.

I cannot describe
Her dry face, there and then,
She just clutched at the counter
Like a one legged hen.

Me mate reappeared
With a great slab of meat,
The blood dripping off him,
From his head to his feet.

"No fresher you'll find,"
Says he, with a grin,
The slab dropped before her,
Blood splattered her chin.

With a squeal and a yelp,
She shot straight out the door,
Went down the street, running,
Shocked right to her core.

He turned on the rest,
Picking up the raw flesh,
"Is there one more among you
Who'll ask, IS IT FRESH?".

In no time at all
It went right round the town,
How he fixed the auld shrew,
Without even a frown.

Our Thursday nights drinking
Is now full of cheer.
"Freshie," we call him,
Laughing into our beer.

See, I told you I'd seen it
With my very own eyes,
So, come back tomorrow,
And I'll tell you more lies

Miss u..

2009-05-18T06:50:00.000+05:30

www.myspace.com/abhijeetgoreI miss you guys..
I miss everything we did in the past..
Thats not last
We met each other..By Fate...
come on lets start it once again its never too late...
Would you lend me that guitar We used to strike...
all those plans on a rusty bike...
I miss you guys..
I miss everything we did in the past..
Could we have the souvenirs for those moments we shared..
no....no...Not Excluding one those are wierd..
I ain't gonna promiss everything back like reincarnations...
But i sure will for the first love And those affections...
I miss you guys..
I miss everything we did in the past..
-absolute abhijeet